inbetween heaves, i promise you'll laugh

I took this quiz after Erica had posted her answer, and got "Fluffy Mackerel Pudding," three words I'm not sure have any place in close correspondence and might very well be the key to Doomsday. One of her commenters pointed us all to this:

Weight Watchers Cards from 1974, with commentary which is absolutely hilarious. I know this is kind of old, for the internet, so if you've seen it before, just enjoy the trip down memory lane. On your way to the shine of the porcelain god.