Corporal Zulu has begun his descent from the ceiling!

Corporal Zulu is the name we have given to the big scary spider that is hanging from the ceiling in Davis' and my room. He used to be sitting innoculously in the corner, far away from beds and closets and such. But now he has moved to the center of the room! We are all terrified of him. I have sworn that the next time he is within reach I will capture him and take him away. Unfortunately, deep in my heart I know I lack the guts to do such a thing. This is the problem with being a wuss. Corporal Zulu will dominate my life until he is removed from the ceiling. When will he make his move?!?! He's waiting to kill us all, I know it. I can see it in his beady little eyes...