Wondrous Vulva Puppet - celebrating feminine sexual anatomy

I wish I could stand on a rooftop and shout "VULVA PUPPETS....VULLLLLLLLLLLVVAAAAAA PUPPPPPPPPETTTS!!!!!" at the top of my lungs. Whilst shaking my fists in the air, rolling my eyes about madly and brandishing one of my shoes at people.

From the Wondrous Green Fairy.