Saturday, December 24, 2005

i laughed so hard silk came out my nose

Coming, as I just did, from the mall where I terrorized old ladies with the "I love my cunt" and "Ever tasted green?" buttons on my bag (that latter is thanks to Anna, via Chuck), where I was also greeted with "God loves you!" and "We're a Christian store!" by two perky Mary-Jane-and-Bobby-Joe-meet-the-decadent-90s type teens in front of some hip new "Kids Love Jesus" tribute to Christian capitalism, I felt immensely better upon seeing the following on my livejournal page. Thank you, thank you, thank you Jon Stewart. May I lay the hearts, puppies, and flowers of my eternal gratitude to your consummate satire at your feet for many years to come.

Happy Osama's Homobortion Pot 'n' Commie Jizzporium to you all!