Bethany and I invented a new dialect. It's called "Bonics."

Grammatical Rules:
-all one syllable words stay the same
-two syllable words, take off the first letter; example: Pencil= Encil.
-two syllable words like straighten, with more than one consonant, take off the group of consonants before the first vowel ("aighten")
-two syllable words beginning with a vowel take off the entire first syllable. Ex: April= Ril
-words with three or more syllables, take off the entire first syllable. Ex: Computer= Puter.

Exception: Garbage Can, which should technically be Arbage Can, is instead, Bage Can.

The Cat House:
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Y uestions? Tact me a mail.