things you can laugh at

"What is this, cat puke? Someone bring me a grasshopper!"

"I passed a camel dry-heaving near the grassy knoll...but it's a dry heat."

White House West.

1001 Things to Hate about the RNC. (via XX)

Pool Safety Tips: Your body is 70 percent water, so don't worry: even if you were to drown, only 30 percent of you would die.