t-giving

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -Jon Stewart

Happy Turkey Day from someone who wishes that, maybe someday, she'll be able to ignore this stupid holiday and its history of genocide and spend the day in more constructive pursuits. Until then, she is obligated to do as the parental units see fit. For the love of Susan, if you can, please do something helpful for your fellow humankind today.

(While I'm on the topic of Jon Stewart, well, sometimes my dreams really piss me off- see below- and other times they manage to rock my world just right. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.)