don't you want to hang out with me? i am, like, sooo entertaining right now

I just started crying in Chipotle because Bust's "Around the World in 80 Girls" article this month is on Dallas. Because, that's where I live! In Dallas! And for some reason this doesn't bother me anymore!

And then I got all teary reading the interview with Tori Amos.

So I had to laugh like hell when the guy came up asking me if I'd like some more soda, because I was totally sobbing over a magazine.

Christ, I love my girly hormones.