time for more sexist science!

Okay, the science itself is not actually all that sexist, but there are some hidden things in the article I wanted to point out: Avoiding soya 'may aid fertility'.

Objection #1: The phrasing of the title suggests that women want babies. Of course they want babies! And how could they be so selfish as to be vegetarian? Women everywhere are killing off mankind's precious genetic material!

Objection #2: There's no mention of what soya does to sperm inside a man's body, but then I suppose it's rash and insulting to consider that there are any male vegetarians in the world. The masculine, brawny, stronger male sex eats its meat! Rare!! And should a man have such a weakness as lactose intolerance, well, it's just likely that he's man enough to suck it up and deal with the pain.

Objection #3: I'm seriously considering going out and stocking up on more soy products right now. Why didn't they tell me how to use this to my advantage? I might just go chug my entire gallon of Silk...

Wait, birth control? Oh yeah, all women want babies. IMMEDIATELY!

Objection #4: EAT MEAT AND DRINK COW JUICES MMMMM WHATS WRONG WITH YOU WOMEN DON'T YOU WANT YOUR MEAT! YUM YUM YUM!

Here's some fun information on soy. Please forgive the shitty grammar.