Sunday, December 12, 2004

things to shout as you run out the door while your roommate is engaged in coitus

"Thanks for getting me off!" (courtesy of Outback)

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Thanks for letting me watch!"

"Phew, it's hot in here!"

"You guys should get some kind of Guinness record!"

"Mind the clitoris!"

Your suggestions?