Friday, January 23, 2004

assorted items about women in the world today

Yay, sexism!!! The President of FIFA declares women's soccer would be more popular if...
link via Ms. Musings

Yay, vibrators!!! Operation Vibration. South Park fans will want to read the FAQs.
link via swirlspice

Yay, porn!!! A discussion about porn goes deep at feministe (pun intended).

and finally, I saw possibly the worst boob job ever at the airport today. Caused my to cough and say *ahem boob job* in that way, where you cough and say something in the cough. Yah, you know the one. Boobjobilicious. Except hideous. Where does she find shirts to fit over her boobs? My humble B cups strain the best of trendy tees. Lord. If I were man or lesbian I would be sickened to see those naked, popping out of a shirt like so many melons falling off the cart at the grocery store. Not to mention that you'd probably have to help her up if she fell over, like a turtle, and couldn't find her feet.

Ladies. Please. No boobjobsnoboobjobsnoboobjobsnoboobjobs EVER! Boob jobs=bad. *ahem*