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Gee, the weather in San Diego is just horrendous. Absolutely miserable outside. I just want to stay inside all day drinking tea over a good book.

That last being a ginormous lie, it's like ten different kinds of sunny outside and the sky's doing that blue thing it's so good at doing. I don't even know what weather.com is talking about, partly cloudy. My ass! The palm trees are swaying gently in the Santa Ana winds. Sandals and tshirts for the next seven days (In southern CA, there is an unspoken rule about wearing shorts in "winter." It just isn't done).

What can I say? I like to spend my winters in drastically contrasting climates.