hurray! my first internet weirdo!

Here is what I know about my dirty-minded little internet stalker:

He or she lives in Calgary, Alberta, visits my website in the wee hours of the morning by accessing it from Day's page, and has an email address of lucsim@sympatico.ca. Do your worst, friendly internet readers!

See those little buttons down at the bottom of my archives? The Haloscan and Site Tracker ones? They ain't just for fun. They allow me enough information to put together a good idea of who is reading, where they are, and how I can get in touch with them whether they happen to be long lost friends or sad insomniac creeps.

Okay, wait, maybe it is fun.