Thursday, December 14, 2006

it is sweet. swee-eet.

I am 7 pages away from packing up the semester for good. 7 measely pages.

In the meantime, here's an overview of what I learned this semester:

1. Single is good, and a lot more fun.
2. Sex is serious business and you shouldn't mess around with it unless you want to get burned.
3. Drinking is best done in stages and slowly.
4. Acting like a bad-ass because of bad-ass things that you've worked for have pulled through can often mean that bad-ass things will continue to happen. Because you are a bad-ass.
5. Watch your party's tip jar. Don't ever let it go.
6. Trombone is all about confidence.
7. Enjoy the moment. Embrace the future.