it's like i need caffeine, only not

My dad just said "True story" in relation to something (one of his boring recaplets of something golf-associated), and I was immediately filled with the irresistable urge to watch the movie Clerks. It's so strong I might have to go out and rent it, ASAP.

If I'm feeling frisky I might get Chasing Amy and Dogma, too, but probably not Mallrats because I've seen it 80 gazillion times (okay, more like 10).

There I go, exaggerating in multiples of 8 again. It seems to be the only way I can exaggerate, I do it 64 times a day, for Buddha's sake! And then I eat almost 144 muffins! After the muffins, I run to the bathroom at 800 miles an hour!

Okay, I'm done.